Game – You know when you play too much MapleStory when…
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You know when you play too much MapleStory when someone is hogging the phonebooth, and you asked him/her to cc
CC means change channel lol
List of Best Jokes:
when……a gifted kid gets an F and the teacher asks “how much intellegence should someone like you have?” and you answer “None, i’m a Dit”
when you go to a construction site and ask a worker “What attack is your work glove?
when you go to school and teacher annoys you. You add her to block list.
when a customer asks you how much a product costs, you say “offer”
when you go to the fish market and ask what attack is on their Frozen Tuna.
When your late to school and your principle asks why are u late, you say i was lagging.
Ummm… well a while ago my friend asked my other friend how old his grandma was, and he said level 82. Really happened. ~
when you ask someone to change tv channels, you say cc plz.
if someone asks you what your name is, and you reply with your IGN instead of your real name. =P
when you see a kid jumping and you go up to him and ask ” what level your flash jump? ”
when your friend tells you that he is getting married and you say ” I’ll meet you in Amoria tonight ”
I was with my friend Von who comes from philipin and he asked me how much my sister was and i told “level 27” Lmao ^^
When you are about to get into a fight with someone and say “Hold on let me re-pot”
i was at a hotel we were in the pool and this guy was splashing and i said could you CC please. And he was like you play ms and i was like ya and he was like omfg i’m ahermit lvl 138 u wanna see my flash jump want we was jumping lol XD XD
someone steals something from you and you scream “OMG I GOT HACKED”
when you go to a resturant and say how much hp does youre pumkin pie heal
When you are at someone’s birthday and say: ZOMG LVL UP!
When you’re in class and you’re half asleep, then your Teacher wakes you up saying “What are you doing?” Then you say, “Oh sorry I was AFK.”
When you see a hot girl you say “You got a hyper body” lolz
when u see a guy a emo goth guy go up 2 him and say “DARK LORD IM LVL 70 I WISH 2 BE A HERMIT
when your teacher scold you for being late for class, you say “I am only allowed to wear my school uniform, not a speed based clothing.”
you get onto a very long line you tell evryone to cc plz!
ask your teacher: are you a boss? because or bordem does 1029 damage on me…
…your mom asks to take you to school, but you say: What? School? Ima check my map of there is such land, be right back.
…you hit someone on the face and you spin around once saying: Final Strike!: Than hitting him harder. O.O
…you meet a new kid at school and asks if he wants to be your buddy. You say: Ok…let me see (grabs paper) whats your IGN?
when your teacher gives you a test papper you say is this a quest ??
When someone farts you say,”OMG THAT STINKS……. WHAT LVL IS UR POISON FOG, ITS DOING 2789 DMG TO ME!!!”
i went to the resturant and the w8er ask for a tip i told him you can become 3rd job at lvl 70 must require 2nd job
Someone said this on a Smega:
Do you know why Mushdad broke up with Mushmom?
Because she’s always at ‘Someone else’s house’.
When ur sick you take a giant thermometer and try to stick in into ur mouth so you can say, ‘I’m hacking ! i have a weapon in my mouth!!’
When you look up the Oxford dictionary for the word ‘noob’, and don’t find it, and go to Oxford to complain.
your grandpa dies you ask your parents – did grandpa dc?
you buy gunz gernades weapons katans even more guns on ebay then the F.B.I comes and u say i needed more attack for zakum
ur lost in ur negibor hood so you kill yourself to respawn home
when you start saying to your teacher “sorry im screwing up my homework im just lagging a lot and if you keep giving me homework ill Dc”